Monday, 21 July 2014

Still saying the darndest things....

My littlest child is 5. She says the funniest things, most of which are 'location' jokes and aren't very funny when re-telling them, but I can't help it.

We were driving in the car and she said that she heard a song at school that was the same song as a commercial on the TV. I told her to sing it to me and she said that she couldn't really remember it right this second.... So I told her to just sing it whenever she remembered it. We drive for another 10 minutes and her little child-singing voice booms out, "Don't you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me?"

We were driving home from after school and I asked her how her day went. She just shrugged and said that she had an "institution." I was like, "Uhm, Little one, what do you mean?"
She replied, "Miss Jane wasn't there today so we had an institution."

We were driving (I guess there's a theme there) and a driver ahead of me was pissing me off, speeding up and slowing down and swerving. I was speaking out loud, under my breath, saying, "Do you know how to drive you fuck?" And the voice in the backseat says, "MOM! I heard you say the middle finger!"

Every night my husband and I tivo Jeopardy! and after is Wheel of Fortune. The Bug was doing her homework at the kitchen table and the television in the living room was on. She goes, "When I am done with my homework, can I watch 'Wheel of Letter?'"

She cracks me up....

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